She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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