So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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