we're blogging at a bar
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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