just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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