She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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