I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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