just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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