Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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