I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Randomize
