So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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