Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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