gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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