For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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