I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Randomize
