glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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