just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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