and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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