what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
