All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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