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Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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