It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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