That's intense
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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