We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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