she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
God, I missed his penis.
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