That's when you crack a 10am beer
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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