similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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