I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Randomize