Me too!
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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