the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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