Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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