How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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