I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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