pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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