Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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