Soap is not a condiment
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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