we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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