My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
So. Much. Porn.
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