so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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