im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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