its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
