It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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