it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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