I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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