I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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