i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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