real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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