On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Life is so much better after having sex.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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