is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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