i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
he puts the penis in happiness.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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