it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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